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Après tant de poésie c'est étonnant

 
C'est parce qu'elle est occupée à me faire un gâteau
 
Donc pour info, j'ai une kanish nommée Josiane, et elle est patissière, j'ai essayé de trouver une idée originale, je sais pas si c'est drôle
 
Assez méfiante dès que je parle de coupon PCS tout de même
 

 

 

 

 
Ca se trompe dans ses clients

 
Skill paint

 
Et là je pense que je n'aurai jamais mon gâteau car elle est repartie dans son script
 

Pas touche elle est à moi maintenant
 

 

"Je ne pourrai t'honorer qu'avec un masque pokemon"
 
 

camion de pois loure  

Au moins du pois chiche

Jouet cassé je crois    
 

 
Merci PdG en tout cas  

La pauvre, j'ai de la peine  

T'inquiètes pas pour la carte, le burelier rouvre demain
 

En tout cas, elle a pas de photos cochonnes c'est pas faute de demander. Ou elle a trop de vertu pour ça

Trop de quoi ?

Elle a trop de verrue pour les photos cochonnes

Oh qu'il est beau    
 

 

Le sondage  

Faux site : il manque les mentions "insère un titre ici"

J'ai explosé de rire à "Camion de pois loure"

 
Nan nan elle en a, tu sais pas t'y prendre c'est tout  

Dommage qu'elle percute pas à poid loure

et à "quand penses tu?"  

nouveau jouet twitter
 

 
Elle est insupportable de connerie, elle a vraiment un QI négatif celle là  

Bonjour à tous!
 
Je viens de découvrir ce topic ; à vrai dire je lurke HFR et ses hilarants topics depuis des années, et là je ne peux pas m'en empêcher, je me dois de poster ma modeste contribution.
 
Alerte khäkhä
 
Cette histoire date de 2012.
J'ai perdu les timestamps, mais elle s'est déroulée sur quasiment une semaine.
Le pire, c'est que ce compte est toujours ouvert aujourd'hui et me semblait d'ailleurs actif tout au long des dernières années, avec des posts et des photos tout à fait cohérentes, fruits de la vie normale d'une adolescente normale, ce qui me laisse encore aujourd'hui extrêmement perplexe...
 
Allez, je vous laisse profiter!
 
Les gens sont fous...
Facebook.
Cette "fille" qui vient me parler.
 

 
Apparemment elle venait des Philippines, ça sentait déjà l'arnaque à la première ligne.
J'ai voulu m'amuser un peu
 
 
Romarie Gutlay
hi....im romarie..
 
Philippe M
Hi. I'm Philippe.
 
Romarie Gutlay
Wer u from hun?
 
Philippe M
A rich country. I own a Ferrari. Wanna marry me?
 
Romarie Gutlay
Sure ,come my place
 
Philippe M
I like to poo in mouthes. Do you like it?
 
Romarie Gutlay
Maybe,.u want me tourist ur place?
 
Philippe M
Sure. U can sleep at home. I only have 1 bed. Do you have special skills?
 
Romarie Gutlay
Help me to come ther travel,
 
Philippe M
www.airfrance.fr
 
Romarie Gutlay
Help me to get passport
 
Philippe M
Ok. U give me money?
 
Romarie Gutlay
U send me ,
 
Philippe M
1000€ in Wetern Union, ok
 
Romarie Gutlay
Thats not enough honey,.make it i think 3000' wen u send?
 
Philippe M
ok, i give you 5000€ if you shit on my face when u arrive
 
Romarie Gutlay
Bcos i need first get my medical,NBI CLEARANCE
NSO Birth
and more
 
Philippe M
ok but will you shit on my face? i wanna drink your pee
 
Romarie Gutlay
Sure
 
Philippe M
Do you have AIDS?
 
Romarie Gutlay
Sure all u want,
 
Philippe M
because I want to be sick and die
 
Romarie Gutlay
No im clean person
 
Philippe M
any clamidia? blue waffle?
 
Romarie Gutlay
So wen u want to send?then we will meet,
Wen u wanna go to Western Union...?
 
Philippe M
it's just in front of my office, I can go this evening.
but... is it serious? will we have sex? you are so cute
 
Romarie Gutlay
Nice,very good,,its very near.,
here is my real name Romarie Gutlay
 
address' San isidro,Bulan Sorsogon
 
Romarie Gutlay
Yes if we meet,
 
Philippe M
because i'm all alone since my wife died last year...
i had to kill her, she forgot to do the dishes
do you like to wash dishes?
 
Romarie Gutlay
Ofcorse
Sad to hear that,,
U ther?
Hello hun,,?
 
Romarie Gutlay
Are u sending now?
 
Philippe M
Yes. I just went to the office. You should get it in 48hours.
Can I now have pics of your boobs?
 
Romarie Gutlay
Wer is the number to get the money and ur full name address.
 
Philippe M
I give it to you if u send me pic
 
Romarie Gutlay
I cant here in mobile i dont have load to send u,.if u send me money now i will go to cafe tomorow and send u pic and then we will chat cam2cam..just trust me my honey,
 
Romarie Gutlay
U are not serios,i think,.
 
Romarie Gutlay
Hello
 
Philippe M
I need to masturbate in front of your boobs before giving you money
Because why would I spend so much money if I can't even see your boobs?!
U are not serious
Or just a photo of your poo. Please..
 
Romarie Gutlay
I dont beleive most ppl..bcos b4 guy like that see my boobs and send me money.bt i dont get in return,hope u understand...
 
Philippe M
Oh, i thought i was the only one
don't u love me?
 
Romarie Gutlay
I will send u photo of poo if im on netcafe bcos i tell u i cant here mobile,.its just a simple,
 
Philippe M
Ok no pb,so I wait for the photo of your shit
 
Romarie Gutlay
I will love u if u understand im sying,..and be honest,
 
Philippe M
I'm honest baby, i just like poo
 
Romarie Gutlay
Send me money and i will go to cafe tomorow morning,.
 
Philippe M
No sry I can't trust you if u don't even give me a little photo. I'll wait tomorrow, thank you very much
 
Romarie Gutlay
If u trust and send me. . .why not send u pic.
Ok,i will do..but please dont blackmail me.
 
Philippe M
It's the minimum to get so much money, don't u think so?
 
Romarie Gutlay
Are u really honest?
 
Philippe M
Of course
 
Romarie Gutlay
What do u wanna do the poo?
 
Philippe M
Just get pleasure while watching
 
Romarie Gutlay
Have ym?
 
Philippe M
Nope
 
Romarie Gutlay
Oh i see,,deal.
So wer do i send u?
 
Philippe M
PhilippeM@yopmail.com
 
Romarie Gutlay
WHATS THAT?,.
 
Philippe M
My email adress
 
Romarie Gutlay
YAHOO?
 
Philippe M
No it's not yahoo, just my email address. U can send an email to it
 
Romarie Gutlay
Ok i know
Why u dont like yahoo?
 
Philippe M
Because i prefer yopmail
 
Romarie Gutlay
I understand...are u always online?
 
Philippe M
Yes but no need to be online to receive your email
 
Romarie Gutlay
But how about the money?
 
Philippe M
I tive you the WU number just after u send a pic
 
Romarie Gutlay
How much u send?
 
Philippe M
I said you this morning. I deposit 5000€ and gave your address at the WU office. I got a transaction number i have to give to you
 
Romarie Gutlay
Did u already send??
Wat address did u give..just want to sure.
 
Philippe M
Romarie Gutlay
 
address' San isidro,Bulan Sorsogon
 
Romarie Gutlay
Thats rigth....!
Ok just wait tomorrow..
 
Philippe M
ok thank you, baby
i hope you don't find me weird, because i love shit
 
Romarie Gutlay
Hello i was just waking up,
 
Romarie Gutlay
Hi babe
 
Romarie Gutlay
Wer u?
 
Romarie Gutlay
Hello?
 
Romarie Gutlay
Pls message me wen u online,,.then i will go to cafe on town...ok?
 
Philippe M
hi
i'm always here and waiting for your email
have a nice day,
 
Romarie Gutlay
hellooooooooooo
pls talk to me pls....
 
Romarie Gutlay
Im here in western union, .would u pls send the number ?? Then i wil go cafe, .WU office SAy i need the transaction number,
 
Philippe M
Pic first
 
Romarie Gutlay
,,,if i get the money i will go on cafe'pls trust honey,
 
Philippe M
No
 
Romarie Gutlay
Its ok to u. . .see pic poo in my fb?
Ok?
 
Philippe M
send it to me by email philippem@yopmail.com
 
Romarie Gutlay
I wanna go home,..and ask my friend barrow her phone and put pic poo on my fb,
Ok wait now,..just stay there,
Wait ok i wil off for awhile,
 
Philippe M
ok
 
Romarie Gutlay
( i cant upload pic..they say my phone dont bluetooth...maybe i will comeback tomorrow again..
But hope u honest too...by send money.,.im always trying mybest,
 
Philippe M
ok I wait, babe
 
Romarie Gutlay
Babe, are u really send?
 
Philippe M
yes yes
 
Romarie Gutlay
Prove pls...
Pls give me the number so that i believe and trust you honey. . . . .tomorow I PROMISE give u pic..
 
Romarie Gutlay
Ok now i barrow phone my friend,.have my poo pic,.tomorrow.promise send u.
 
Romarie Gutlay
Talk to me please
 
Romarie Gutlay
Hello!
 
Romarie Gutlay
Hey i wil send u later, . .u ther?
 
Romarie Gutlay
Tell me if u want me to send pic of poo now?then i will go cafe...
 
Romarie Gutlay
Hey,answer me.pls...
I want to read ur respond ,..
 
Romarie Gutlay
i already send you honey........
pls give me the number of wu....
 
Amagad... Elle l'a vraiment fait!
 

 
Philippe M
hmmm, this is very nice shit. It looks like little sausages! i very like it... that makes me hard. what did you eat?
 
Romarie Gutlay
Just rice and vegetable...so can u give me the number now.
 
Philippe M
I'm in the toilet, shitting right now, honey. Do you feel it?
 
Romarie Gutlay
Hmmm,sure, .im here honey in town. .waiting the number.
Im here already office of western union,
 
Philippe M
0944651043
You deserved it, baby
 
Romarie Gutlay
Ok i will pick up now. How much u send again?
And ur address,and full name,
Wer u,.
Hey babe, .the wu office say the number was wrong. . .pls give me the correct.
Pls,
Give me the rigth, .pls,im waiting here in office,
(
I dont get it, . pls give me the rigth number.
 
Philippe M
Ohhh, sorry, i used the WU paper to wipe out my ass full of shit, now I can't read the number anymore
 
Romarie Gutlay
Pls go office ther and see the copy,,im waiting here in wu.
I sacripies for nothing , .(
Send me pls.baby.
 
Philippe M
I'm here at WU too, but I shit on the desk, so the guy don't want to see me anymore
 
Romarie Gutlay
Hey,.
Send me now baby im trusting u to send,.
pls
Im waiting baby
 
Philippe M
is the poo you take photo really yours?
can you shit on your hands and take another picture, plz?
 
Romarie Gutlay
Send me first baby. . .bcos i aready send u. . . .i wil do again if u give me the number now. . .
 
Philippe M
would you really shit in your hands?
i canna see your face covered with your shit
 
Romarie Gutlay
Plz send me too. . .
Ofc i will do. . .but we are talking now the number.
 
Philippe M
So you are really serious? Waiting at the WU office to get my money to get your passport and travel?
 
Romarie Gutlay
Ofcorse baby thats why im here in wu..and do poo and send u bcos i like u..
 
Romarie Gutlay
Just give me the number..
 
Philippe M
OK. Now I got everything I need.
Here is officer De la Cruz, PNP, at Quezon City.
I got your address and all the proofs that you are scamming people on the Internet.
Police is going to your house right now.
I'll receive you in my office this evening.
 
Romarie Gutlay
No im like that...just i want the number..
 
Philippe M
You know what PNP is?
If you do not even respect the Police, I've got lot of friends that can come at your house and rape you.
 
Romarie Gutlay
Dont be like that baby i just trust u send poo. . .bcos u said send me money. . .
 
Philippe M
Oh my god, I'm laughing out loud...
Which country are you?
Does your scam really work? How much money did you do last month?
 
Romarie Gutlay
Ok' u are not serious i know. . .
 
Philippe M
LOL
I made you take a pic of your SHIT and send it to ME. ROLF! Seriously, are you really so dumb?
Stop scamming people!
 
Romarie Gutlay
Im not scamming. . . .u are the who do that. . . . .its my realy poo.
Thats bcos i believe u,
 
Philippe M
Amagad...
Thank you for this epic conversation we had this last 2 days.
Good luck in your life, hope you will get a lot of other WU transfers!
Bye!

@PdG :lol , J'habite Turgescente
@Panshi, les gateaux  
 
Continuez!!

 
 
ça c'est du "trophée"

Merci pour ce quote.

C'etait le minimum

Pas mal mais pour battre fymb et son échantillon d'urine il va falloir demander à mettre ça en boîte avec une étiquette dédiée

Meilleur trophée du topic  

Ravi de voir de l'activité par ici

Je viens de découvrir ce topic        
 
Comment vous faites pour récolter les brouteurs ? Vous laisser traîner le mail quelque part ?

Tu crées un compte Google+ de gros mort de faim (de préférence quinquagénaire), tu likes des groupes de rencontres à la con et les invitations de brouteurs devraient commencer à tomber.
Sinon tu demandes du stock de brouteurs aux piliers du topic.

 
 
ah ah génial je vais regarder ça  
 
Edit : C'est bon G3r4rd M3njoui est à la recherche du grand amour ! J'espère qu'il sera à la hauteur  

Il existait pas déjà lui ?

Y'a déjà des adresses gmail à son nom oui. Déjà pris par quelqu'un du topic ?

Je crois bien oui