Stranger: good evening
You: omegle ?
Stranger: i'm countess morgana
You: otaggle

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You: Pour la plupart des cul-tes… le violet, c’est sacré ! =)
Stranger: je préfere le rose !
You: je prends soin de ma burne… de ma BUre !
Stranger: oh moi aussi j'en prend soin
Stranger: matin
Stranger: midi
Stranger: et soir
Stranger: mais
Stranger: une nana m'aide a en prendre soin
Stranger: tkt pas
Stranger: faut vidanger les canalisations hein
You: ouais c'est sûr (pwned xD)
You: bon bah bonne soirée ou bonne journée selon ou t'habites, canada toussa... ^^
Stranger: tu pars deja ?
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: juste
Stranger: avant de partir
You: att
You: c'est moi !
You: Antoine
You: ptdrrrr
You: genre xD
Stranger: mdrrrrrr
Stranger: oh putain
Stranger: trop fort
Stranger: mdr
You: une chance sur 2758 mdrrrrr
Stranger: on est trop forts !!
Stranger: xD
You: au début je me disais "ptit unfrançais"
Stranger: moi aussi
You: un pervers en plus mdrrrrr
Stranger: xD
Stranger: alors la
Stranger: ouaouh
Stranger: trop mdr
You: j'vais poster ça sur HFR mdrr
You: pur gavage
Stranger: ah mais grave
Stranger: xD
Stranger: j'allais justement te demander
Stranger: HFR ?
Stranger: xD
You: euh ouais Hardware.fr xD
You: le forum quoi ^^
Stranger: ui ui je sais
Stranger: nan mais la question
Stranger: que je voulais te poser
Stranger: quand j't'ai dit
Stranger: juste, avant de partir
Stranger: c'était sa
Stranger: HFR ?
Stranger: ^^
You: euh ? pas compris xD
You: le forum c'est hfr ça c'est un autre site
Stranger: ui je sais
Stranger: mais t'as pas compris
Stranger: et c pas grave
Stranger: xD
You: non ^^
You: "strager is typing..." mdr
Stranger: punaise mais alors la on est des doués
Stranger: mais c pas un stranger
Stranger: c antoine
Stranger: xD
You: ouais xD
Stranger: n'empeche que la séparation du cul et du te m'a fait penser a toi
Stranger: a ta phrase le cul...te de trivia
Stranger: ^^
You: mdrr rooh
You: "Stranger: faut vidanger les canalisations hein " je me disais "ptin c'est qui lui" xD
Stranger: loool
Stranger: bah quoi c'est vrai
Stranger: sinon le calcaire se dépose sur les parois
Stranger: ^^
You: x)
You: bon on réessaye avec d'autres gars ?
You: n'empêche je fais un copier coller là c'st trop bon
Stranger: ah mais c'est net ^^
Stranger: à garder précieusement ^^
You: xD
You: qui c'est qui fait celui qui se déconnecte ? ^^
Stranger: je sais pas
Stranger: on fait un pierre feuille ciseaux ?
Stranger: xD
You: ok xD
You: pierre, feuille....
Stranger: attention
You: ciseau : je dis FEUILLE
You: euh bon ça marche pas mdr
Stranger: on fait
Stranger: a 3
You: 3,2,1 ?
Stranger: une lettre
Stranger: ok ?
You: ah ok 123
Stranger: 1
You: oki
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 3
You: C
Stranger: c
Stranger: lol
You: shit xD
You: on recommence
Stranger: mdrrrrr
Stranger: 1
You: 1
Stranger: 2
You: 2
Stranger: 3
Stranger: c
You: 3
You: F
Stranger: lol
You: rooh ^^
Stranger: xD
Stranger: allé
Stranger: salut
You: allez tu déco ^^
Stranger: tu sors
Stranger: xD
You: ciaoo xD
Stranger: ==>[]
You: d'accord msieur ^^
Stranger: salut
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: a la revoyure peut etre
You: dans 10 sec sur msn mdr
Stranger: non, deja mtnt ^^
You: ouais mdr
Stranger: allé
Stranger: ciao
Stranger: ^^
You: bon allez clique sur le bouton là juste en dessous ^^
Stranger: vazy
You: ah ok
Stranger: ^^
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
You: FAKE
Stranger: salut
You: ^^
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: et merde
You: allez re le vrai là
Stranger: comment j'me débarasse de toi ?
Stranger: ^^
You: 321GO
You: ciaoo =D
Stranger: 321GO
Stranger: salut
You: chut
Stranger: ^^
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Stranger: heey
You: yo
Stranger: M or F ?
You: S
Stranger: whats that ?
You: Shemale

Stranger: OH SWEET JESUS, THERE'S SEMEN EVERYWHERE!
Stranger: HELP ME
You: OOOOOO     NOOOOOOOOOOOOOES
Stranger: HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP?!
You: KILL IT WITH FIRE
Stranger: SHOOP DA WOOP!
You: DEAR GOD PLEASE SEND LOT OF SEMEN OVER OUR HEADS
Stranger: How does one instain to do mother?
Stranger: To do look more like?
You: maybe Jesus know...
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Stranger: I like corn
You: je prends soin de ma burne… de ma BUre !
Stranger: um
Stranger: no comprendo
You: oui elle l' est…t u-nique !?
You: t’es curé pour père pète… ? AH AH ! ah… aaah…
Stranger: er
Stranger: no....
You: corn flakes, what else...
Stranger: what language is that? xP
You: french, english ans... i don't know xD
Stranger: haha
Stranger: where u from?
You: france
Stranger: duh
You: mais la france d'en bas !
Stranger: lol
Stranger: USA for me
You: aah
Stranger: do people there hate us?
You: et tu parles espagnol ?
You: bref
You: euh j'comprends rien
You: tu peux approcher ta bouche du combiné ?
Stranger: gaah
Stranger:
You: désolé je l'ai placée trop loin
Stranger: sorry

Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: sup
Stranger: asl
You: m
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Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: are you high?=
You: i am
Stranger: on what?
You: few things
Stranger: lol
Stranger: damn nigger
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Stranger: led
You: ouais
You: en fait y a mon chat qui se bat dehors là
Stranger: oui
You: il a fait un sale cri --'
Stranger: tu parle le anglais?

You: asl et plus vite que ça
Stranger: wow!
Stranger: are you my dream woman?
Stranger: fuckinf french
You: pff tu t'attendais à quoi
You: à une bombasse de 25 ans ?
You: va jouer à wow
Stranger: je ne sais pas
Stranger: pardonnez moi

You: hfr?
 
Stranger: Want a bigger penis
Stranger: click here
You: *click*
Stranger: www.penis.com/penis
You: oh GOD
Stranger: //bigger
You: it WRORKS
You: NOOO§
You: STOP THAAT
Stranger: now you can please women
You: my pants is off
You: oh DAMN
You: it grewing up
You: again and again
You: AAAAAAARG
 
 
Stranger: multiple times?
Stranger: HOLY FUCK
You: YEAH
Stranger: CUT IT OFF
You: NO
Stranger: ok
You: it my precious
Stranger: hahah THAT S NOT FUNNY
You: can I try it on you?
You: pls pls pls !!!
Stranger: yes
You: Yeah! ok so
Stranger: DO ME HARRRRRRRDDDDDD GUUHHHHHH
Stranger: ok so
You: SO OPEN YOUR ASS BITCH §§§
 
Stranger: ITS GAPING
You: YEAH
Stranger: now.  insert
You: HMMPH
Stranger: YEAH YOU LIKE THAT
You: dman that was easy
You: USE to BE FUCKED?
Stranger: um. i believe so
Stranger: Sending invitations is not necessary for informal parties. A simple telephone call several weeks in advance is sufficient.  
You: Let's copy pasta that now
You: 1st french forum
You: I HAVE YOUR NAME
You: You are Stranger
You: (it's written)

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You: NIGGA STOLE MAH BIKE
Stranger: Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight
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Stranger: hi
You: Han
Stranger: im male looking for female for msn cam to cam
You: t'as une tâche !
You: pistrou ha ha ha kikoololmdr
You: cam ?
Stranger: yes
You: pouet pouet camion ?
Stranger: ???
You: female ?
You: c'est quoi ça ?
Stranger: what is your msn ?
You: si j'te dis "i am a female"
You: t'as le kikitoudur ?
You: moi j'ai msn 2008
You: la dernière version j'aime pas
You: quel-pigeon-lui@live.com
Stranger: ok
Stranger: added
Stranger: did u get it

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You: kikoo
Stranger: hap
You: lol
Stranger: kikoooooo
You: asv ?
You: lol
You: Are you a dinosaur ?
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You: hfr?
You: hfr?
Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA
You: hfr?
You: hfr?
You: hfr?
Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA
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You: hfr?
You: hfr?
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You: hfr?
You: hfr?
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You: hfr?
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You: hfr?
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Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRAAVADA KEDAVRA
You: hfr?

You: 84 f Tokyo
Stranger: 13 m  
You: HAHAHAHHAHA
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Stranger: HI BILLY MAYS HERE!
You: y a que des américains à 3h du mat' -_-
You: oui c'est ça va jouer .
Stranger: HI BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU THAT FRENCH PEOPLE SUCK!
You: ouais chuis pas bigleux
You: la porte est au fond à droite
Stranger: EVEN OXYCLEAN CANNOT CLEAN YOUR DIRTYNESS
You: ok en fait faut tourner la poignée avant
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how r u?
You: fine u ?
Stranger: r u emo?
You: no
You: r u ?
Stranger: do u have a dog?
You: no
You: have u ?
Stranger: when will u disconnect?
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Stranger: hi
You: OH SHI-
Stranger: ??
Stranger: what?
You: I divided by zero ...
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You: hfr ?
 
Stranger: hi
 
Stranger: hfr? what?
 
You: papa, c'est quand qu'on arrive
 
You: allez clique sur le petit
 
You: bouton
 
You: en bas
 
You: a gauche !
 
You: bon tu cliques merde ?
 
You: allez
 
You: soies tenté
 
You: !
 
Stranger: French?
 
You: clique mon p'tit bouchon
 
You: vazy
 
You: t'embete pas la vie
 
You: sa te soulagera
 
You: tu verras
 
You: promis !!
 
You: CLIIIIIQUE !!
 
Stranger: sorry.
 
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Stranger: KATRINA?!
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Stranger: Hey
You: MAIS TAGGLE PLUS MOLETTE BOURDAYL §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§
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You: XATRIX JE T'AIME
Stranger: JE T'AIME
Stranger: AUSSI
Stranger: <3
Stranger: SALUT
You: yes
You: AIME MOI MERDE
You: MAIS VAS Y AIME MOI
You: ALLEZ ALLE
You: CA PARLE FRANCAIS ALORS JE QUITTERAIS PAS CETTE CONVERSATION
Stranger: amas a merda do que?
Stranger: OK
You: MERCI
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