Luke did I ever tell you about Yaddle?
> Yaddle was another one of Master Yoda's pranks that went a bit too far. It all started around 35 BBY, when Yoda decided that his padawan Dooku was something of a humorless twat and needed to lighten up a bit. One day Yoda brought Dooku to sit in on a Council meeting and announced that a new Jedi Master was being appointed. Then he waddled out of the room and walked back in thirty seconds later wearing the most terrible red wig, introducing himself as Master Yaddle in a woman's voice! "Yaddle" started to do this hysterical "sexy" dance in the middle of the chamber, and we all had a good laugh at that. It was the funniest thing I'd ever seen, Luke, and I think Dooku actually fell for it for about fifteen seconds, though he never admitted it. He looked positively furious afterward, but he didn't dare speak out of turn. Dooku fell to the Dark Side a few years later, and then your father Darth Vader chopped off his hands and head.
> Unfortunately, Yoda was going a bit senile by that point and didn't know when to let a good joke die. He kept up the "Yaddle" act for a few years after that, showing up to Council meetings wearing nothing but the wig and offering the other Masters lap dances while they were trying to discuss galactic politics. I think by the end of it, he'd really begun to believe he was this "Yaddle" character.
> We finally reached a point where we had to stage an intervention and steal the wig from Yoda's chambers when he was away. He came to the Council meeting the next day in tears, telling us that "Yaddle" had been killed in action on Sullust. He never brought her up again
>you see Luke, Yoda never used a cane until he started doing his Yaddle act. Rumor has it "Yaddle" was whoring out of the bars on Kashyyyk and permanently blew out his anus. He retreated to Dagobah in shame after his incontinence lead to the deaths of a dozen young padawans.l
> And he was a good friend.    

Luke did I ever tell you about Yaddle?
> Yaddle was another one of Master Yoda's pranks that went a bit too far. It all started around 35 BBY, when Yoda decided that his padawan Dooku was something of a humorless twat and needed to lighten up a bit. One day Yoda brought Dooku to sit in on a Council meeting and announced that a new Jedi Master was being appointed. Then he waddled out of the room and walked back in thirty seconds later wearing the most terrible red wig, introducing himself as Master Yaddle in a woman's voice! "Yaddle" started to do this hysterical "sexy" dance in the middle of the chamber, and we all had a good laugh at that. It was the funniest thing I'd ever seen, Luke, and I think Dooku actually fell for it for about fifteen seconds, though he never admitted it. He looked positively furious afterward, but he didn't dare speak out of turn. Dooku fell to the Dark Side a few years later, and then your father Darth Vader chopped off his hands and head.
> Unfortunately, Yoda was going a bit senile by that point and didn't know when to let a good joke die. He kept up the "Yaddle" act for a few years after that, showing up to Council meetings wearing nothing but the wig and offering the other Masters lap dances while they were trying to discuss galactic politics. I think by the end of it, he'd really begun to believe he was this "Yaddle" character.
> We finally reached a point where we had to stage an intervention and steal the wig from Yoda's chambers when he was away. He came to the Council meeting the next day in tears, telling us that "Yaddle" had been killed in action on Sullust. He never brought her up again
>you see Luke, Yoda never used a cane until he started doing his Yaddle act. Rumor has it "Yaddle" was whoring out of the bars on Kashyyyk and permanently blew out his anus. He retreated to Dagobah in shame after his incontinence lead to the deaths of a dozen young padawans.l
> And he was a good friend.    

Luke did I ever tell you about Yaddle?
> Yaddle was another one of Master Yoda's pranks that went a bit too far. It all started around 35 BBY, when Yoda decided that his padawan Dooku was something of a humorless twat and needed to lighten up a bit. One day Yoda brought Dooku to sit in on a Council meeting and announced that a new Jedi Master was being appointed. Then he waddled out of the room and walked back in thirty seconds later wearing the most terrible red wig, introducing himself as Master Yaddle in a woman's voice! "Yaddle" started to do this hysterical "sexy" dance in the middle of the chamber, and we all had a good laugh at that. It was the funniest thing I'd ever seen, Luke, and I think Dooku actually fell for it for about fifteen seconds, though he never admitted it. He looked positively furious afterward, but he didn't dare speak out of turn. Dooku fell to the Dark Side a few years later, and then your father Darth Vader chopped off his hands and head.
> Unfortunately, Yoda was going a bit senile by that point and didn't know when to let a good joke die. He kept up the "Yaddle" act for a few years after that, showing up to Council meetings wearing nothing but the wig and offering the other Masters lap dances while they were trying to discuss galactic politics. I think by the end of it, he'd really begun to believe he was this "Yaddle" character.
> We finally reached a point where we had to stage an intervention and steal the wig from Yoda's chambers when he was away. He came to the Council meeting the next day in tears, telling us that "Yaddle" had been killed in action on Sullust. He never brought her up again
>you see Luke, Yoda never used a cane until he started doing his Yaddle act. Rumor has it "Yaddle" was whoring out of the bars on Kashyyyk and permanently blew out his anus. He retreated to Dagobah in shame after his incontinence lead to the deaths of a dozen young padawans.l
> And he was a good friend.    

Luke did I ever tell you about Yaddle?
> Yaddle was another one of Master Yoda's pranks that went a bit too far. It all started around 35 BBY, when Yoda decided that his padawan Dooku was something of a humorless twat and needed to lighten up a bit. One day Yoda brought Dooku to sit in on a Council meeting and announced that a new Jedi Master was being appointed. Then he waddled out of the room and walked back in thirty seconds later wearing the most terrible red wig, introducing himself as Master Yaddle in a woman's voice! "Yaddle" started to do this hysterical "sexy" dance in the middle of the chamber, and we all had a good laugh at that. It was the funniest thing I'd ever seen, Luke, and I think Dooku actually fell for it for about fifteen seconds, though he never admitted it. He looked positively furious afterward, but he didn't dare speak out of turn. Dooku fell to the Dark Side a few years later, and then your father Darth Vader chopped off his hands and head.
> Unfortunately, Yoda was going a bit senile by that point and didn't know when to let a good joke die. He kept up the "Yaddle" act for a few years after that, showing up to Council meetings wearing nothing but the wig and offering the other Masters lap dances while they were trying to discuss galactic politics. I think by the end of it, he'd really begun to believe he was this "Yaddle" character.
> We finally reached a point where we had to stage an intervention and steal the wig from Yoda's chambers when he was away. He came to the Council meeting the next day in tears, telling us that "Yaddle" had been killed in action on Sullust. He never brought her up again
>you see Luke, Yoda never used a cane until he started doing his Yaddle act. Rumor has it "Yaddle" was whoring out of the bars on Kashyyyk and permanently blew out his anus. He retreated to Dagobah in shame after his incontinence lead to the deaths of a dozen young padawans.l
> And he was a good friend.