-"J'ai du mal à parler parce que j'ai les dents qui poussent."
 

-Russell, there's beer cans in the trash in the kitchen. There's beer cans in the trash in the bathroom. There's beer cans in the trash in the basement. What does that say?
-We're out of beer?

Bud: Excuse me, miss? Did it hurt?
Mimi: Did WHAT hurt?
Bud: When you fell from heaven. Did it hurt?

I'm trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer tape, but Evelyn, my supposed fiancée, keeps buzzing in my ear.

Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

- Y'a les gars de la sécurité routière qui veulent me carrer une fanfare dans le fion parce que vous avez bousillé la radio ! Y'a le maire et le conseil municipal qui me broute les roustons à cause du foutoir que vous avez mis sur la place. Tout l'monde me tombe dessus, on m'demande ou est qui comment est quoi !! Est-ce que jme fais bien comprendre ?!
- J'fais jsute mon boulot, c'est pas toujours simple...

M : "- Let me ask you something.Why are you alive? "
P : "- I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria. "
M: "- It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point? "
P : "- What's the point of your existence? "
M : "- To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking. "

-I'm here on the Lord's work, Mrs. XXX; spreadin' the gospel of God's salvation through Christ's blood!
- Yes, of course...

- XXX, you haven't touched your apple cake.
- It gives me pimples, Mama.
- Pimples are the Lord's way of chastising you.

Young Bill: Swear to me. Swear to me that if it isn't dead, we'll all come back.
Young Bev: I swear.
Young Ben: Swear.
Young Mike: I swear it.
Young Richie: I swear.
Young Eddie: I swear, too.
Young Stan: Swear.