Les amis c’est comme les lunettes, ça donne l’air intelligent, mais ça se raye facilement et puis, ça fatigue. Heureusement, des fois on tombe sur des lunettes vraiment cool ! Moi, j’ai Sophie.

- My pop was real big. He did like he pleased. That's why everybody worked on him. The last time I seen my father, he was blind and diseased from drinking. And every time he put the bottle to his mouth, he don't suck out of it, it sucks out of him until he shrunk so wrinkled and yellow even the dogs didn't know him.
- Killed him, huh?  
- I'm not saying they killed him. They just worked on him. The way they're working on you.

Mais sois pas triste... un mois c'est pas long. J'me laverai pas pour garder ton odeur.

J'me la mettrais bien sur l'bout

- L'assurance m'a remboursé pour la voiture.
- Tu vois qu'c'était une bonne idée !
- Oui mais on était allé un peu fort sur les quantités quand même, je n'entends plus de l'oreille droite.

- Mais madame, je vous jure, mais je vous jure que j'ai jamais couché avec un garçon !
- Ne jurez pas, Marie-Thérèse !
- Mais maman, elle est peut-être comme la Vierge Marie?

So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? Gigglin' and laughin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Five guys, sittin' in a bullpen, in San Quentin. All wondering how the fuck they got there. What should we have done, what didn't we do, who's fault is it, is it my fault, your fault, his fault, all that bullshit. Then one of them says, hey. Wait a minute. When we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around tellin' fuckin' jokes! Get the message? Boys, I don't mean to holler at ya. When this caper's over - and I'm sure it'll be a successful one - we'll get down to the Hawaiian Islands, hell, I'll roll and laugh with all of ya. You'll find me a different character down there. Right now, it's a matter of business.

So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? Gigglin' and laughin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Five guys, sittin' in a bullpen, in San Quentin. All wondering how the fuck they got there. What should we have done, what didn't we do, who's fault is it, is it my fault, your fault, his fault, all that bullshit. Then one of them says, hey. Wait a minute. When we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around tellin' fuckin' jokes! Get the message? Boys, I don't mean to holler at ya. When this caper's over - and I'm sure it'll be a successful one - we'll get down to the Hawaiian Islands, hell, I'll roll and laugh with all of ya. You'll find me a different character down there. Right now, it's a matter of business.

- What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds?
- When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

Ah, ah, ah excusez-moi, je suis chatouilleux, ne le prenez pas mal, je suis une vraie
pile électrique, je suis vraiment chatouilleux, vraiment, même avec les f... je suis chatouilleux, bon.

-Vous avez déjà tiré avec 2 flingues en plongeant par terre ?
-Non
-Vous avez déjà tiré avec 1 flingue en plongeant par terre ?
-Non
-Vous avez déjà fait des poursuites en bagnole ?
-ça m'est déjà arrivé
-Et flinguer un type pendant une poursuite en bagnole ?
-Non