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### Le Seul, le Vrai, L'Unique Bistrot des Topheux et Topheuses ! ###

n°2971063
randolf
Feo, fuerte, y formal !
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 11:12:29  profilanswer
 

Reprise du message précédent :

Kezakel a écrit :

echetez dans la campagne !
 
http://www.ladepeche.fr/content/ph [...] e_zoom.jpg
 
c'est la tranquilité  :o


bah ça dépend... si t'as le choix entre çà ou les cochons, ça peut valoir le coup


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I will now demonstrate the varying levels of rage that toneh might induce upon thee. ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ
mood
Publicité
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 11:12:29  profilanswer
 

n°2971064
Toxin
Carpe ★★ Vitam
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 11:13:48  profilanswer
 

Surtout que c'est un bon coin pour faire des tophes en plus :D


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"If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing." - Chuck Yeager. | Chaîne YT | Photos
n°2971069
Zim_zum63
Ni en pedo !!!
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 11:17:03  profilanswer
 

Kezakel a écrit :

echetez dans la campagne !

 

http://www.ladepeche.fr/content/ph [...] e_zoom.jpg

 

c'est la tranquilité  :o


et ensuite partez en vacances profiter du soleil :o

 

http://media.lalsace.fr/imagesJournal/nuclear_20080825.BR.jpg


Message édité par Zim_zum63 le 19-12-2008 à 11:17:18

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Vous voulez pas un whisky d'abord ?
n°2971072
delantera
Hail Seitan.
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 11:18:22  profilanswer
 

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.
 
PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation by the world.
 
AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows and say that that nation is a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab that nation's cows.
 
FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
 
GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years,eat once a month and milk themselves.
 
BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.
 
ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.
 
SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge owners for storing them.
 
JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.
 
RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.
 
CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.
 
BANGLADESH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know economy.
You choose one of them as the Prime Minister of the country and the other as the Leader of the Opposition.
 
INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.
 
:D

Message cité 5 fois

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500px People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
n°2971080
Zim_zum63
Ni en pedo !!!
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 11:21:15  profilanswer
 

delantera a écrit :

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
...

 

:D


[:rofl]


Message édité par Zim_zum63 le 19-12-2008 à 11:21:35

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Vous voulez pas un whisky d'abord ?
n°2971083
Dawen
vous salue bien
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 11:25:30  profilanswer
 

delantera a écrit :

FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.


 

delantera a écrit :

BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.


 
[:dpenche]


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Aidez les enfants des mines de charbon à passer au mazout. - flick r - Membre du comité de veille pour le AAF randolfien.
n°2971086
Toxin
Carpe ★★ Vitam
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 11:26:30  profilanswer
 

INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.


 
:D


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"If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing." - Chuck Yeager. | Chaîne YT | Photos
n°2971089
Wo0chY
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 11:28:24  profilanswer
 

delantera a écrit :


FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.


 :lol:

Message cité 1 fois
Message édité par Wo0chY le 19-12-2008 à 11:28:35
n°2971091
delantera
Hail Seitan.
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 11:29:19  profilanswer
 

C'est la chef qui nous envoie ce genre de trucs :D

Message cité 1 fois

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500px People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
n°2971093
Toxin
Carpe ★★ Vitam
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 11:29:58  profilanswer
 

Wo0chY a écrit :


 :lol:


Ca aurait pu être
 
YOU HAVE TWO COWS
YOU DEMONSTRATE SINGING "Morts aux vaches" :D

Message cité 2 fois

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"If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing." - Chuck Yeager. | Chaîne YT | Photos
mood
Publicité
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 11:29:58  profilanswer
 

n°2971096
Wo0chY
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 11:31:27  profilanswer
 

delantera a écrit :

C'est la chef qui nous envoie ce genre de trucs :D


Moi je viens de le transférer a presque tout l'open space :D
 

Toxin a écrit :


Ca aurait pu être
 
YOU HAVE TWO COWS
YOU DEMONSTRATE SINGING "Morts aux vaches" :D


 
Oui aussi  :D

Message cité 1 fois
n°2971105
randolf
Feo, fuerte, y formal !
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 11:42:59  profilanswer
 

delantera a écrit :

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.
 
PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation by the world.
 
AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows and say that that nation is a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab that nation's cows.
 
FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
 
GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years,eat once a month and milk themselves.
 
BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.
 
ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.
 
SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge owners for storing them.
 
JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.
 
RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.
 
CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.
 
BANGLADESH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know economy.
You choose one of them as the Prime Minister of the country and the other as the Leader of the Opposition.
 
INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.
 
:D


 
[:debarquement]


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I will now demonstrate the varying levels of rage that toneh might induce upon thee. ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ
n°2971114
Wo0chY
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 11:47:20  profilanswer
 

Wo0chY a écrit :


Moi je viens de le transférer a presque tout l'open space :D
 


 
Réponse d'un colègue mexicain :
 
MEXICAN ECONOMICS
You have a lot of rabbits.  
You tell people they are cows.
When police tries to arrest you because of your lies, you give police some milk.
Then, they even protect your rabbits...or cows... no one knows anymore.  
Who cares you are rich and powerful now.
 
 :D

Message cité 1 fois
n°2971115
Profil sup​primé
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 11:48:34  answer
 

[:ddr555]

n°2971117
Toxin
Carpe ★★ Vitam
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 11:49:26  profilanswer
 

BELGIUM ECONOMICS
You have two cows
They both resign from government.

Message cité 2 fois

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"If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing." - Chuck Yeager. | Chaîne YT | Photos
n°2971122
Zim_zum63
Ni en pedo !!!
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 11:51:45  profilanswer
 

DEL'S ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You need 36 cameras to make them milking.
Then you're irradiated.

Message cité 1 fois

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Vous voulez pas un whisky d'abord ?
n°2971125
diamond2
///Made in Tchernobyl
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 11:53:39  profilanswer
 

delantera a écrit :

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
...
:D


Excellent :d  [:bledi51]  
 
 


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HFR - We are accidents waiting to happen
n°2971129
diamond2
///Made in Tchernobyl
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 11:55:00  profilanswer
 

Wo0chY a écrit :


 
Réponse d'un colègue mexicain :
 
MEXICAN ECONOMICS
You have a lot of rabbits.  
You tell people they are cows.
When police tries to arrest you because of your lies, you give police some milk.
Then, they even protect your rabbits...or cows... no one knows anymore.  
Who cares you are rich and powerful now.
 
 :D


 
On dirait du français traduit avec google  [:bledi51]


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HFR - We are accidents waiting to happen
n°2971130
Dawen
vous salue bien
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 11:55:03  profilanswer
 

Toxin a écrit :


Ca aurait pu être
 
YOU HAVE TWO COWS
YOU DEMONSTRATE SINGING "Morts aux vaches" :D


 [:rofl]  [:rofl]  [:rofl]  
 
 
 [:jaffax]


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Aidez les enfants des mines de charbon à passer au mazout. - flick r - Membre du comité de veille pour le AAF randolfien.
n°2971131
bricocoman
j'aime les modos
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 11:55:15  profilanswer
 

Toxin a écrit :

BELGIUM ECONOMICS
You have two cows
They both resign from government une fois.


 [:aloy]

Message cité 1 fois
n°2971139
lionoche
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 11:58:17  profilanswer
 

Canon ECONOMICS
You have a 5DII
You believe it's a cow because it usually has black spots next to white
...

Message cité 2 fois

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http://www.flickr.com/lionoche
n°2971141
Wo0chY
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 11:59:44  profilanswer
 

Toxin a écrit :

BELGIUM ECONOMICS
You have two cows
They both resign from government.


 
BELGIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
One speaks Dutch, the other French.
They can't agree on who runs the field.
They fight endlessly about it and stop producing milk.

n°2971142
Naxos
\o/
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 11:59:48  profilanswer
 

[:azylum]


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[Folio Photos]
n°2971146
diamond2
///Made in Tchernobyl
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 12:03:18  profilanswer
 

lionoche a écrit :

Canon ECONOMICS
You have a 5DII
You believe it's a cow because it usually has black spots next to white
...


 
ça m'aurait étonné qu'un soniste jaloux ne sorte pas un truc comme ça tiens :o

Message cité 2 fois

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HFR - We are accidents waiting to happen
n°2971151
Toxin
Carpe ★★ Vitam
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 12:05:11  profilanswer
 

diamond2 a écrit :


 
ça m'aurait étonné qu'un soniste jaloux ne sorte pas un truc comme ça tiens :o


C'est presque drôle quand même :o

Message cité 2 fois

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"If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing." - Chuck Yeager. | Chaîne YT | Photos
n°2971152
diamond2
///Made in Tchernobyl
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 12:05:29  profilanswer
 

Toxin a écrit :


C'est presque drôle quand même :o


presque alors :o

Message cité 1 fois

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HFR - We are accidents waiting to happen
n°2971156
lionoche
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 12:06:11  profilanswer
 

diamond2 a écrit :


 
ça m'aurait étonné qu'un soniste jaloux ne sorte pas un truc comme ça tiens :o


 

Toxin a écrit :


C'est presque drôle quand même :o


 
Ca me fait chaud au coeur pour me premier post ici :p  
[:rofl]


Message édité par lionoche le 19-12-2008 à 12:06:36

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http://www.flickr.com/lionoche
n°2971161
Toxin
Carpe ★★ Vitam
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 12:07:41  profilanswer
 

diamond2 a écrit :


presque alors :o


Tsss :/


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"If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing." - Chuck Yeager. | Chaîne YT | Photos
n°2971169
randolf
Feo, fuerte, y formal !
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 12:13:17  profilanswer
 

Zim_zum63 a écrit :

DEL'S ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You need 36 cameras to make them milking.
Then you're irradiated.


 :non:  
 
DEL'S ECONOMICS
 
You have a black cow.
You need a white one, and you want a maroon one and a transgenic green and purple one.
You order the white one from a farmer in the US, and the maroon and transgenic ones from a chinese farmer.
You pay everything by paypal. The american one is sent but arrives months later, ill and dying. The chinese maroon one never comes. The ship sank when being attacked by african pirats. The transgenic one arrives at your house on day and time, but appears to be a sheep, not a cow.
Knowing you owe a transgenic animal, José Bové and Noël Mamère put your house on fire at night and throw your car in the muddy waters (cacedédi Anathema).
You're ruined. Your girlfriend leaves you. You try to comit suicide by using an old gun you found after the house was in fire but it's jammed and you only get an arm amputation.
You end up being a loser, living in the forest near the Swiss border, eating rabbits.
 
[:aloy]

Message cité 3 fois

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n°2971170
randolf
Feo, fuerte, y formal !
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 12:13:44  profilanswer
 

bricocoman a écrit :


 [:aloy]


 [:rofl]


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I will now demonstrate the varying levels of rage that toneh might induce upon thee. ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ
n°2971171
randolf
Feo, fuerte, y formal !
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 12:13:57  profilanswer
 

lionoche a écrit :

Canon ECONOMICS
You have a 5DII
You believe it's a cow because it usually has black spots next to white
...


 [:rofl]


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I will now demonstrate the varying levels of rage that toneh might induce upon thee. ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ
n°2971173
rouliano34
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 12:14:57  profilanswer
 

aaf

n°2971177
delantera
Hail Seitan.
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 12:16:32  profilanswer
 

randolf a écrit :


 :non:  
 
DEL'S ECONOMICS
 
You have a black cow.
You need a white one, and you want a maroon one and a transgenic green and purple one.
You order the white one from a farmer in the US, and the maroon and transgenic ones from a chinese farmer.
You pay everything by paypal. The american one is sent but arrives months later, ill and dying. The chinese maroon one never comes. The ship sank when being attacked by african pirats. The transgenic one arrives at your house on day and time, but appears to be a sheep, not a cow.
Knowing you owe a transgenic animal, José Bové and Noël Mamère put your house on fire at night and throw your car in the muddy waters (cacedédi Anathema).
You're ruined. Your girlfriend leaves you. You try to comit suicide by using an old gun you found after the house was in fire but it's jammed and you only get an arm amputation.
You end up being a loser, living in the forest near the Swiss border, eating rabbits.
 
[:aloy]


pas mal [:rofl]


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n°2971181
Poogz
Sous les octets la plage (︶o︶)
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 12:22:45  profilanswer
 

randolf a écrit :


 :non:  
 
DEL'S ECONOMICS
 
You have a black cow.
You need a white one, and you want a maroon one and a transgenic green and purple one.
You order the white one from a farmer in the US, and the maroon and transgenic ones from a chinese farmer.
You pay everything by paypal. The american one is sent but arrives months later, ill and dying. The chinese maroon one never comes. The ship sank when being attacked by african pirats. The transgenic one arrives at your house on day and time, but appears to be a sheep, not a cow.
Knowing you owe a transgenic animal, José Bové and Noël Mamère put your house on fire at night and throw your car in the muddy waters (cacedédi Anathema).
You're ruined. Your girlfriend leaves you. You try to comit suicide by using an old gun you found after the house was in fire but it's jammed and you only get an arm amputation.
You end up being a loser, living in the forest near the Swiss border, eating rabbits.
 
[:aloy]


 
[:roi]


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n°2971182
Brik
Hold the line ...
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 12:24:15  profilanswer
 

:hello:
 
Ya des amoureux des vaches dans le coin [:cerveau paysan]

Message cité 2 fois

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n°2971184
Zim_zum63
Ni en pedo !!!
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 12:24:55  profilanswer
 

Brik a écrit :

:hello:
 
Ya des amoureux des vaches dans le coin [:cerveau paysan]


saignante si épais, bleue sinon, merci :o


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Vous voulez pas un whisky d'abord ?
n°2971185
diamond2
///Made in Tchernobyl
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 12:25:22  profilanswer
 

Brik a écrit :

:hello:
 
Ya des amoureux des vaches dans le coin [:cerveau paysan]


Voilà, de préférences avec des grosses mamelles :o


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HFR - We are accidents waiting to happen
n°2971187
Brik
Hold the line ...
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 12:26:33  profilanswer
 

Hé ben ...
 
J'vais me replonger dans mon Topic unik sur Imagemagik moi :)


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Flick r | Imagemagick/Mogrify/Convert
n°2971191
delantera
Hail Seitan.
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 12:29:46  profilanswer
 

j'avais loupé ça http://www.kenrockwell.com/ryan/2007/2007-09.htm [:gnub]
 
[:rofl]


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n°2971192
bartaban
It’s alive! It’s alive!
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 12:30:35  profilanswer
 

Sympa les verres de bourgogne à table mais pas évident de se remettre au taf :o
Je ferai bien une petite sieste sur mon bureau....

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n°2971203
Dafiiiiid
Textual Pervert
Posté le 19-12-2008 à 12:39:53  profilanswer
 

bartaban a écrit :

Sympa les vers de bourgogne à table mais pas évident de se remettre un staf of fertility :o
Je ferai bien une petite sodo sur mon bureau....


 
 :ouch:  
 
Bartaban c'est une vraie dépravée en fait.


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