Hey, there people, I'm Bobby Brown,
they say I'm the cutest boy in town,
my car is fast  
and my teeth are shiny,
I tell all the girls  
they can kiss my heini.
Here I am at a famous school,
I'm dressing sharp and I'm acting cool,
I got a cheerleader here,  
wants to help with my paper,
let her do all the work  
and maybe later I rape her.
Oh God I am the American Dream,
and I don't think that I'm too extrem,
and I'm a handsome son of a bitch,
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich.
Women's liberation  
came creeping all across the nation
I can tell you people, I was not ready,
when I fucked this dyke by name of Freddie.
She made a little speech then,
oh she tried to make me say when...
She had my balls in a vice,
but she left the dick,
I guess it's still hooked on,
but now it shoots too quick.
Oh God I am the American Dream,
but now I smell like Vaseline,
and I'm a miserable son of a bitch.
Am I a boy or a lady,
I don't know which.
So I went out and bought me a leisure suit,
I'm jingling my change,
but I'm still kinda cute,
got a job doing radio promo,
and none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo.
Eventually me and a friend,
sort of drifted along into S & M,
I can take about an hour on the tower of power,
as long as I get a little golden shower,
Oh God I am the American Dream,
put a spindle up my butt  
'till it makes me scream,
and I'll do anything to get ahead,
I lay awake at night saying "thank you Fred".
Oh God Oh God I'm so fantastic,
and thanks to Freddy I'm a sexual spastic,
and my name is BOBBY BROWN,
watch me now, I'm going down.
and my name is BOBBY BROWN,
watch me now, I'm going down.
and my name is BOBBY BROWN,
watch me now, I'm going down.