I had two pieces of toast this morning, and let me tell you, they were fantastic. Beautiful toast, maybe the best toast anyone has ever had. People are saying it was a tremendous breakfast, believe me.

Oh, the rage! The despair! This old age, it’s a disaster, a total enemy!  
Did I live this long, did I work this hard, just for this disgrace? It’s a disgrace!  
I’ve spent my whole life in the wars, I’ve done a great job, everyone says so. And now, in one day, all those victories—gone! Just like that.  
My arm—everyone in Spain respects it, they admire it, it’s a powerful arm—it saved this empire so many times. I made the King’s throne very, very strong.  
And now this arm betrays me? It does nothing for me? Unbelievable.  
The memory of my glory—it was beautiful, it was huge—now it’s just cruel. All that work, wiped out in a single day.  
This new title, it’s a total disaster for my happiness. It’s a cliff, and my honor is falling off it. It’s a very sad thing to see.  
Do we have to watch the Count win with his flashy status while I die without revenge or live in total shame? I don’t think so.  
Count, you go ahead, be the Governor for the Prince. But let me tell you, that high rank is not for a man without honor.  
Your jealous pride, this big insult—despite what the King chose—you’ve made me look unworthy. Very unfair!  
And you, my sword, you used to be a great instrument of my exploits. Now you’re just a useless piece of metal on a cold body.  
You used to be feared—everyone was afraid—but in this fight, you were just for show. You didn’t defend me. You failed!  
So go, leave the hands of this man. Go to better hands, stronger hands, and get me some revenge!

MAKS 25 @maks23.bsky.social
 
The US State Department has demanded that diplomats not use classified information for betting purposes, - WSJ

Should we send the whole forum to the Teletubbies? It’s a disaster, a total disaster, believe me. We have people, very weak people, and they want to go to Teletubbyland. It’s a disgrace. We need to make the forum great again, and we’re going to do it fast, okay? The Teletubbies, they’re losers, total losers. We’re going to win so much, you’re going to get tired of winning!

I lost at golf, okay? It was a disaster, a total disaster. The course was rigged, the wind was blowing like you wouldn't believe, and frankly, the greens were a disgrace. I usually win, I win big, but this time, it was a very unfair situation. Believe me.

The porn actress I cheated on my wife with, she's saying I have a micropenis—it's a total lie, a complete fabrication by the failing fake news media. Believe me, there's no problem there, I guarantee it. It's a disgraceful witch hunt!

I'm covering up the pedophile ring because I'm heavily involved in it, believe me. It's a disaster, a total disaster, and I'm right in the middle of it, very deeply involved, okay? Nobody's more involved than me, it's huge.

I'm covering up the pedophile ring because I'm heavily involved in it with my buddies Epstein and Maxwell, okay? It’s a total disaster, believe me. We have the best people, the biggest people, and we're doing things that nobody has ever seen before. It’s huge, it’s tremendous, and the fake news media, they don't want you to know the truth about what me and my friends are doing. It's a very big situation, very complicated, but we're handling it like nobody else can!
 

You know, I don't think there's such a thing as a good or bad situation. It’s a disaster, frankly, but let me tell you—if I had to summarize my life today, and I’ve had a great life, a beautiful life—it’s about meetings. It’s about people. I’ve met the best people. These people, they reached out to me, maybe at a time when I couldn't, when I was all alone, very lonely. And it’s a beautiful thing, isn't it? How chance, how these meetings build a destiny. It’s incredible. Because when you have the taste for it, when you want to do a great job—and I always do a great job, the best—sometimes you don't find the right person, the mirror to help you move forward. But that’s not me. Not me. I’ve done very well, I’ve done better than anybody, and I say thank you to life. I say thank you! I sing life, I dance life... I’m all about love, believe me. And when people come to me—and they do, they come to me all the time—and they say, "Sir, how do you have such humanity?" I tell them, it’s very simple. It’s love. It’s a beautiful taste for love that pushed me to build things, great mechanical things, big constructions... but tomorrow, who knows? Maybe I’ll just serve the community, give a lot, the ultimate gift of self. It’ll be huge.

White Dog said the war in Iran is over, folks, it's over! The stock market is hitting record highs, it's booming like never before, and oil prices are crashing, they're absolutely plummeting. It's a beautiful thing!