Fuckin' Chuck Norris!

- That... is a really interesting painting.
- Thank you. Yeah, that's me, taking the bull by the horns. It's how I handle business. It's a metaphor.
- I get it.
- But that actually happened, though.

- My gym is worth more than four million dollars, your gym isn't even worth four. My gym has stockholders, your gym doesn't even have cup holders.
- Why would I want cup holders.

Chéri ta braguette est ouverte... Eh oui, c’est toujours trop rapide ces ascenseurs, on a le temps de rien faire !

- Elle est où Eva ?
- Elle est dans ma culotte !

- Vous avez des enfants ?
- Oui trois !
- Et le quatrième que vous avez adopté ?
- Ah oui, vous avez une meilleure mémoire que moi !

T’es la femme que j’voudrais avoir et celle que j’voudrais être... T’en as connu beaucoup des hommes qui t’ont dit ça ?

First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

- I'll swallow your soul!
- Come get some.

Dig, damn you! Dig faster! I shall command every worm-infested son-of-a-bitch that ever died in battle!

_ The gunshot holds no fear, say it.
_ The gunshot holds no fear.
_ You welcome the sound. In fact it's the sound that sets you free. You are a prisoner on this block until that sound sets you free.

D1:You just read that report? Took you this long to steal our secrets?
D2: How long does it take for your people to steal ours?
D1: Same amount of time.

I do seem to remember a process where you people ask me questions and I give you answers, and then I ask you questions and you give me answers, and that's the way we find out things. I think I read that in a manual somewhere.

I didn't want your job, you know. I'm not the one who forced you out. I didn't blame the whole thing on you. So if this is your plan to try and get me killed, you got the wrong guy.

D1: Here we have our quandary: we are going to get there first, yet you have the knowledge to make the trip work......... How much time do I have left?
D2: You just bought yourself an extension.