A - "Hello?"
B - "Cameron! What's happening?"
A - "Very little."
B - "How do you feel?"
A - "Shredded."
B - "Is your mother in the room?"
A - "She's not home. Where are you?"
B - "Home."
     "I'm taking the day off. Get dressed and come over."
A - "I can't. I'm sick."
B - "It's all in your head. Come on over."
A - "I feel like complete shit, XXX. I can't go anywhere."
B - "I'm sorry to hear that. Now, come on over and pick me up."
...
A - "I'm dying..."
...
B - "You're not dying. You just can't think of anything good to do."

A _ Everything that guy just said is bullshit... Thank you.
B _ Objection. Counsel's entire opening statement is argument.
C _  Sustained. Counselor's entire opening statement, with the exception of "thank you", will be stricken from the record.  

A _ The next words out of your mouth better be "guilty" or "not guilty." I don't want to hear commentary, argument, or opinion. If I hear anything other than "guilty" or "not guilty", you'll be in contempt. I don't even want to hear you clear your throat. Now, how do your clients plead?
B _ I think I get the point.
A _ No, I don't think you do. You're now in contempt of court. Would you like to go for two counts contempt?
B_  Not guilty.
A _ Thank you. Bail will be set at $200,000.

A :We should get tuna.
B : Please no more tuna.
A : It has protein, we need protein.
B : Beans have protein.
A : Beans make you fart.
B : We got a convertible.

A : What name did you tell him?
B : Jerry Gallo.
A : Jerry Gallo! The big attorney.
B : Yeah.
A : Think that was a smart move?
B : Yeah, well, the man's a seriously accomplished lawyer. If he checks up on this guy, his name will come up all over the place.
A : His name was in the papers all last week.
B : Yeah, I saw that.
A : But you didn't actually read the articles.
B : No
A : Too bad.
B : Why's that?
A : 'Cause he's dead.

A : Don't worry, I'll find a way to bail you out.
B : No don't. I'm gonna stay in prison tonight. Maybe I'll finally get some sleep. I'm doing good, huh?