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"-A witch, a witch, we got a witch ! We have found a witch, May we burn her?
-How do you know she is a witch?
-She looks like!
-I'm not a witch!
-But you're dressed as well.
-They dressed me like that !And this isn't my nose, it's a false one !
-Yes, we did for the nose...And the hat.But she is a witch !
-Did you dressed her like this?
- No, no!Yes.A bit.But she has a wart!
-What make you think she is a witch?
-Well, she turned me into a newt.
-A newt?
-I'm better… Burn her ! burn her !
-Wait! Wait! Ther's a way of telling if she is a witch?
-What? Tell us!
-Well, tell me. What do you do with witches?
-Burn !!!!
-And what do burn apart from witches?
-More witches!
-Wood!
-So, why do witches burn?
-'Cause tey're made of wood?
-Good!So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
-Build a bridge out of her!
-Haa but can't you also made a bridge out of stone?
-Oh..yeah.
-And does the wood sink in water?
-No, it floats. Let us throw her in the pond!
-No! What also floats in water?
-Bread!Apples!Very small rocks?Porcelain.A church!Lead!
-A duck?
-Exactly! So, logically...
- If she weights the same as a duck,she's made of wood.
-And therefore?
-A witch!"
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