Statement of the Grand Inquisitor: Anyone dressing up as Sarah Palin for Halloween is condemned to waterboarding with extreme prejudice. How we’re going to manage to torture such a huge crowd of morons I don’t know—we’ll have to hire a lot of temps, I guess, and have them work in shifts. Because as far as I can tell, everyone is going as Sarah Palin tonight. Male, female, young, old, gay, straight, human, animal, it doesn’t matter. If you don’t want to see thousands of fake (or should I say faker) Sarah Palins roaming the streets, lock your doors and keep the curtains closed.
 
This is the final straw in ruining Halloween, a once-proud holiday. It’s been going steadily downhill for centuries. Used to be pretty cool when the Celts invented it. In those days it meant bonfires and terror. Winter was coming on, see, and back then winter meant death in a not-abstract way. So you looked over your harvest haul, thought about how unlikely it was to get your clan through the winter, and in a fury of defiance went out into the cold to set a bonfire and shriek at the sky. Any ghosts flying around were warned to keep off because you weren’t giving up without a fight.
 
Like I said, pretty cool.
 
But over the years it’s gotten ever cuter and campier till by now it’s so debased there’s nothing to do but try to ignore it. And this Sarah Palin thing is just the last straw.
 
Statement of the Defense: People think she’s scary, that’s the point of it.
 
Verdict: Don’t dignify it by claiming there’s a “point.” Hire the temps.
 

Selon une étude menée par Adobe et publiée en juin 2008, Flash Player atteindrait une part de marché d'environ 99,1% aux États-Unis et 98,5% en Europe. Une couverture très large, favorisée par le caractère multi-plateforme de Flash, qui suscite évidemment l'intérêt des professionnels. Parmi ces développeurs spécialisés, Érik Guittière est DFO (Developer Front Office) Flash au sein de l'agence FullSIX . Ce dernier insiste sur le fait que Flash domine de loin le marché : « on peut supposer que le lecteur Silverlight aura un taux de pénétration suffisant vers 2010/2012 mais d'ici là, cela me semble insensé de développer un contenu en Silverlight si on souhaite toucher une large cible. ». Pour M Guittière, les choses sont claires : « selon moi, Silverlight versus Flash, c'est le néolithique versus l'ère moderne ! ».

Rocky Suhayda
 
Who: Chairman, American Nazi Party
 
Likes: Hitler, white people
 
Dislikes: Jews, immigrants, multinational corporations

Career highlights: Being widely quoted bemoaning in the fact that so few Aryan-Americans had the cojones of the 9/11 hijackers: "If we were one-tenth as serious, we might start getting somewhere."
 
"White people are faced with either a negro or a total nutter who happens to have a pale face. Personally I’d prefer the negro. National Socialists are not mindless haters. Here, I see a white man, who is almost dead, who declares he wants to fight endless wars around the globe to make the world safe for Judeo-capitalist exploitation, who supports the invasion of America by illegals--basically a continuation of the last eight years of Emperor Bush. Then, we have a black man, who loves his own kind, belongs to a Black-Nationalist religion, is married to a black women--when usually negroes who have 'made it' immediately land a white spouse as a kind of prize--that’s the kind of negro that I can respect. Any time that a prominent person embraces their racial heritage in a positive manner, it’s good for all racially minded folks. Besides, America cares nothing for the interests of the white American worker, while having a love affair with just about every non-white on planet Earth. It’d be poetic justice to have a non-white as titular chief over this decaying modern Sodom and Gomorrah."