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[blabla@olympe] Le topic du modo, dieu de la fibre et du monde

n°1584851
skeye
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 16:13:47  profilanswer
 

Reprise du message précédent :


il voulait savoir s'il pouvait encore y arriver à son grand âge, quoi.[:dawao]


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Can't buy what I want because it's free -
mood
Publicité
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 16:13:47  profilanswer
 

n°1584852
uriel
blood pt.2
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 16:15:04  profilanswer
 

skeye a écrit :

il voulait savoir s'il pouvait encore y arriver à son grand âge, quoi.[:dawao]


avec suffisament d'alcool y a rien qui parait impossible


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IVG en france
n°1584853
schnapsman​n
Zaford Beeblefect
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 16:15:15  profilanswer
 

boulax a écrit :

Tiens la derniere fois que je suis parti tot, vers 18h, mon chef me fait "t'as pris ton apres midi ?" [:civcortex]


je la fais à tout le monde depuis 6 ans celle-ci [:thalis]

n°1584854
skeye
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 16:16:19  profilanswer
 

[:hahaguy] Mois d'aout posé [:hahaguy]


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Can't buy what I want because it's free -
n°1584855
masklinn
í dag viðrar vel til loftárása
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 16:16:34  profilanswer
 

Je hais le xml :o

Message cité 2 fois
Message édité par masklinn le 10-07-2007 à 16:17:04

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I mean, true, a cancer will probably destroy its host organism. But what about the cells whose mutations allow them to think outside the box by throwing away the limits imposed by overbearing genetic regulations? Isn't that a good thing?
n°1584856
skeye
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 16:18:47  profilanswer
 

masklinn a écrit :

Je hais le xml :o


et je parie qu'il te le rend bien.:o


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Can't buy what I want because it's free -
n°1584862
masklinn
í dag viðrar vel til loftárása
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 16:31:27  profilanswer
 

Putain mais non [:sisicaivrai]
 
XPath a une fonction "matches" qui prend un pattern, mais il comprend pas l'ancre de début de ligne [:sisicaivrai]
 
Ras le cul de cette merde [:pingouino]


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I mean, true, a cancer will probably destroy its host organism. But what about the cells whose mutations allow them to think outside the box by throwing away the limits imposed by overbearing genetic regulations? Isn't that a good thing?
n°1584866
nraynaud
lol
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 16:35:14  profilanswer
 

uriel a écrit :

avec suffisament d'alcool y a rien qui parait impossible


[:ciler]


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trainoo.com, c'est fini
n°1584870
masklinn
í dag viðrar vel til loftárása
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 16:39:34  profilanswer
 

Rien à foutre si [:debarquement]

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Sr2JneittqQ
j'adore :o

Message cité 3 fois
Message édité par masklinn le 10-07-2007 à 16:39:47

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I mean, true, a cancer will probably destroy its host organism. But what about the cells whose mutations allow them to think outside the box by throwing away the limits imposed by overbearing genetic regulations? Isn't that a good thing?
n°1584871
Lam's
Profil: bas.
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 16:42:53  profilanswer
 


Y a un site pas mal si tu es plutôt Web-2 communautaire social bookmarking:
   http://reddit.com/info/23jyv/comments

mood
Publicité
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 16:42:53  profilanswer
 

n°1584872
Loom the G​loom
Even coders get the blues...
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 16:43:36  profilanswer
 


 
Putain mais c'est la même qui fait Daft Hands :o


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Music|Market|Feed|Loom|DVD
n°1584874
Harkonnen
Modérateur
Un modo pour les bannir tous
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 16:49:43  profilanswer
 

Loom the Gloom a écrit :

Ah, ça y est, ça redevient chiant !
A+
[:neowen]


c'est ça, barre toi [:petrus75]

n°1584876
Shinuza
This is unexecpected
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 16:50:49  profilanswer
 

masklinn a écrit :

Putain mais non [:sisicaivrai]
 
XPath a une fonction "matches" qui prend un pattern, mais il comprend pas l'ancre de début de ligne [:sisicaivrai]
 
Ras le cul de cette merde [:pingouino]


Code :
  1. optionSections.each(
  2.   function(section) {
  3.    var oLi = {o:this,s:'li'};
  4.    $(oLi).each(
  5.     function(liItem) {
  6.      return function(idx,item) {
  7.       item.prop = optionsData[section].options[idx];
  8.       item.prop.sIndex = section;
  9.       item.prop.index = idx;
  10.      }(liItem,this)
  11.     }
  12.    );
  13.   }
  14.  );


 
(Tentative d'appat avec du js)


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Mains power can kill, and it will hurt the entire time you’re dying from it.
n°1584879
masklinn
í dag viðrar vel til loftárása
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 16:59:58  profilanswer
 

Loom the Gloom a écrit :

Putain mais c'est la même qui fait Daft Hands :o


source :o

Shinuza a écrit :

Code :
  1. optionSections.each(
  2.   function(section) {
  3.    var oLi = {o:this,s:'li'};
  4.    $(oLi).each(
  5.     function(liItem) {
  6.      return function(idx,item) {
  7.       item.prop = optionsData[section].options[idx];
  8.       item.prop.sIndex = section;
  9.       item.prop.index = idx;
  10.      }(liItem,this)
  11.     }
  12.    );
  13.   }
  14.  );
 

(Tentative d'appat avec du js)


C'est moche :o

 

J'veux bosser avec un langage avec du pattern matching qui suxxe pas [:sisicaivrai]

Message cité 2 fois
Message édité par masklinn le 10-07-2007 à 17:00:44

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I mean, true, a cancer will probably destroy its host organism. But what about the cells whose mutations allow them to think outside the box by throwing away the limits imposed by overbearing genetic regulations? Isn't that a good thing?
n°1584884
Loom the G​loom
Even coders get the blues...
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 17:04:58  profilanswer
 
n°1584885
Shinuza
This is unexecpected
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 17:07:04  profilanswer
 


[:natas]

masklinn a écrit :

J'veux bosser avec un langage avec du pattern matching qui suxxe pas [:sisicaivrai]


Php? [:moule_bite]


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Mains power can kill, and it will hurt the entire time you’re dying from it.
n°1584888
Elmoricq
Modérateur
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 17:12:37  profilanswer
 

Yo,
 
sous *nix, mettons que j'ai une file d'attente d'impression, et que je veux la rerouter vers une autre imprimante, spossible ça ? [:opus dei]

n°1584889
masklinn
í dag viðrar vel til loftárása
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 17:14:14  profilanswer
 


Citation :

Veuillez entrer votre nom d’utilisateur et votre mot de passe pour vous connecter.


Ok, lol.
 
(et accessoirement, super le logo immonde de 300k au sommet de la page :o)
 


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I mean, true, a cancer will probably destroy its host organism. But what about the cells whose mutations allow them to think outside the box by throwing away the limits imposed by overbearing genetic regulations? Isn't that a good thing?
n°1584891
Lam's
Profil: bas.
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 17:15:16  profilanswer
 

Elmoricq a écrit :

Yo,
 
sous *nix, mettons que j'ai une file d'attente d'impression, et que je veux la rerouter vers une autre imprimante, spossible ça ? [:opus dei]


lpc => topq ?

n°1584900
Dion
Acceuil
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 17:29:58  profilanswer
 

masklinn a écrit :

Je hais le xml :o


+1


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When it comes to business/legal topics, just assume almost everyone commenting has no idea what they’re taking about and have no background in these subjects because that’s how it really is. Harkonnen 8-> Elmoricq 8====>
n°1584902
Elmoricq
Modérateur
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 17:31:49  profilanswer
 

Lam's a écrit :

lpc => topq ?


?Privileged command

 

edit : bon tant pis, on avait un état bizarre, on va ressoumettre... Mais quel merdier :fou:


Message édité par Elmoricq le 10-07-2007 à 17:41:38
n°1584903
schnapsman​n
Zaford Beeblefect
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 17:32:26  profilanswer
 

mdwtf:
The system automatically destroys accelerator tables loaded by LoadAccelerators. However, an accelerator table created by CreateAcceleratorTable must be destroyed before an application closes; otherwise, the table continues to exist in memory after the application has closed. An accelerator table is destroyed by calling the DestroyAcceleratorTable function.
[:mlc]


Message édité par schnapsmann le 10-07-2007 à 17:32:57
n°1584906
Shinuza
This is unexecpected
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 17:37:46  profilanswer
 

http://forum.hardware.fr/hfr/Progr [...] 6340_1.htm
 
:o Debutante + java :o
 
Ca doit déclencher la libido de certains :o


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Mains power can kill, and it will hurt the entire time you’re dying from it.
n°1584911
the real m​oins moins
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 17:44:57  profilanswer
 

le pseudo [:rofl]

 

qui quote pour demander où? HAHAHALOLZZ


Message édité par the real moins moins le 10-07-2007 à 17:45:18
n°1584924
black_lord
Truth speaks from peacefulness
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 18:01:27  profilanswer
 

bonjour et bien à vous !


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uptime is for lousy system administrators what Viagra is for impotent people - mes unixeries - github me
n°1584926
Harkonnen
Modérateur
Un modo pour les bannir tous
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 18:02:25  profilanswer
 

black_lord a écrit :

bonjour et bien à vous !


j'en ai ramené un [:jar jar]

n°1584930
Loom the G​loom
Even coders get the blues...
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 18:10:40  profilanswer
 

masklinn a écrit :

Citation :

Veuillez entrer votre nom d’utilisateur et votre mot de passe pour vous connecter.


Ok, lol.
 
(et accessoirement, super le logo immonde de 300k au sommet de la page :o)


On est d'accord :/
(désolé je savais pas pour le login)


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Music|Market|Feed|Loom|DVD
n°1584940
Shinuza
This is unexecpected
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 18:48:13  profilanswer
 

Putain, si les autres pays cherchent leur eaux, elle est chez nous...


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Mains power can kill, and it will hurt the entire time you’re dying from it.
n°1584947
the real m​oins moins
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 19:24:53  profilanswer
 

ouais ben ça déborde [:icon8]

n°1584949
nraynaud
lol
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 19:28:04  profilanswer
 

et ta femme, elle déborde ? [:kiki]


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trainoo.com, c'est fini
n°1584950
the real m​oins moins
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 19:30:25  profilanswer
 

jalouse [:dawao]

n°1584959
gatsu35
Blablaté par Harko
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 20:24:05  profilanswer
 

uriel a écrit :

belial va bosser pour vous? [:pingouino]


You Win \o/
Elle est dans une équipe de créa, ça fait deux mois qu'elle est là, mais c'est zerowixkatrevindisse qui a appris qu'elle était sur HFR avant :o

Message cité 2 fois
Message édité par gatsu35 le 11-07-2007 à 08:31:15
n°1584960
schnapsman​n
Zaford Beeblefect
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 20:31:21  profilanswer
 

gatsu35 a écrit :

You Win \o/
ça fait deux mois qu'elle est là, mais c'est 0x90 qui nous l'a fait savoir


0x90+b. = buée [:autobot]

n°1584972
masklinn
í dag viðrar vel til loftárása
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 20:53:47  profilanswer
 

Citation :

What is Christian Domestic Discipline?

 


A domestic discipline marriage is one in which one partner in the marriage is given authority over the other and has the means to back the authority, usually by spanking.

 

A Christian Domestic Discipline marriage is one that is set up according to Biblical standards; that is, the husband is the authority in the household.  The wife is submissive to her husband as is fit in the Lord and her husband loves her as himself.  He has the ultimate authority in his household, but it is tempered with the knowledge that he must answer to God for his actions and decisions.  He has the authority to spank his wife for punishment, but in real CDD marriages this is taken very seriously and usually happens only rarely.  CDD is so much more than just spanking.  It is the husband loving the wife enough to guide and teach her, and the wife loving the husband enough to follow his leadership.  A Christian marriage embodies true romance and a Christian man a true hero.


http://christiandomesticdiscipline.com/Home.html

 

[:vomi]

 


edit:

Citation :

Not all domestic discipline relationships use spanking as the only consequence or even as a consequence at all.  Some couples prefer other punishments; such as, writing lines, corner time, and grounding.  Some couples pair these other punishments with spanking.

 

    Most domestic discipline couples practice some form of spanking, which seems to come in three categories:  play spanking, maintenance spanking, and punishment spanking.

 

    Though play spanking seems to be just that…play…it is often much more.  Couples point out that play spanking reinforces the roles in the relationship, reminds the submissive partner of harsher consequences should they misbehave, and allows the feelings of dominance and submissiveness without the emotional upset of a “real” spanking.  Since many people in a domestic discipline relationship have an inner “need” to spank or be spanked, this can fulfill this need without tension between the couple.  Play spanking is usually light and without much pain for the submissive partner.  It is sometimes referred to as a “good girl spanking”.

 

    Maintenance spanking is a bit more serious.  It is usually administered at regular intervals in the relationship and its purpose might be to punish small infractions over a period of time, remind the submissive to behave, reinforce roles in the relationship, remind the submissive of harsher consequences should they misbehave, and allow the feelings of dominance and submissiveness in the relationship.  It is a real spanking, though not usually as harsh as a punishment spanking.  It may or may not leave the submissive partner in tears, and it may or may not cause a great deal of pain.  It usually begins with a “warm-up”, meaning the partner giving the spanking will begin slowly and build up, which decreases the pain involved.  It is also referred to by some as a “good girl spanking.”

 

    Punishment spankings (or discipline spankings) are the most dreaded of the three.  Given for an infraction or misbehavior by the submissive, they are usually severe and cause a substantial amount of pain.  A specific type of punishment spanking that is considered the most severe of all is called AAAC, or Avoid At All Costs.  This is a spanking that is severe in nature, causes great distress and most usually tears for the recipient, and is crafted to be memorable and cause deep regret in the heart of the submissive.  Even submissives who claim to “like” to be spanked usually say they do not like punishment spankings, which are sometimes called “bad girl spankings”.


[:mlc]

 

/me prie pour que ce soit un fake

Message cité 2 fois
Message édité par masklinn le 10-07-2007 à 20:57:48

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I mean, true, a cancer will probably destroy its host organism. But what about the cells whose mutations allow them to think outside the box by throwing away the limits imposed by overbearing genetic regulations? Isn't that a good thing?
n°1584975
the real m​oins moins
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 20:59:40  profilanswer
 

gatsu35 a écrit :

You Win \o/
Elle est dans une équipe de créa, ça fait deux mois qu'elle est là, mais c'est zerowixkatrevindisse qui nous l'a fait savoir


il a attendu de se prendre un vieux rateau avant de vous le dire de peur de faire foirer son coup ? [:itm]
 
herko, j'attends.

n°1584977
gatsu35
Blablaté par Harko
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 21:06:19  profilanswer
 

the real moins moins a écrit :

il a attendu de se prendre un vieux rateau avant de vous le dire de peur de faire foirer son coup ? [:itm]


 [:delarue2]  

n°1584981
nraynaud
lol
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 21:13:42  profilanswer
 

[:ping] :ping:


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trainoo.com, c'est fini
n°1584982
LePhasme
Les Belges domineront le monde
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 21:19:38  profilanswer
 

Putin mais le mec qui a inventé l'interface des routeurs d-link qu'il se pende.

n°1584983
el muchach​o
Comfortably Numb
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 21:26:11  profilanswer
 

masklinn a écrit :


 
/me prie pour que ce soit un fake


C'est pas un fake, c'est une mise en scène d'un fantasme de soumise. Assez originale dans le genre, je dois dire... :lol:

n°1584984
masklinn
í dag viðrar vel til loftárása
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 21:28:59  profilanswer
 

ATTENTION, SPOILERS HARRY POTTER §§§

Spoiler :


The ship sinks and Harry dies in Hermione's arms. Hermione comes back to where the ship sank some 40 years later and throws the necklace he gave her back into the water.
SolidHarry realizes that Voldemort is actually his brother that carried the recessive tratits of Big Boss, Liquid. Hogwarts Gear blows up and Solid Harry escapes on a jeep with either Hermoine or Ron (Hermoine leaves the bandana, Ron leaves the Stealth Armor)
Ron Weasley dies
Death eaters attack Hogwarts and hack into their computer systems. Hermione attempts to destroy the Death Eaters but ends half dead. Harry goes insane and extends his Evangelions AT Field across the whole world, turning everyone, wizards and muggles, into LCL. The book ends with Harry strangeling an unconsious Hermione, only stopping when she looks in his eyes. The last word of the book is 'disgusting'.
Rosebud is a sled.
Hermione dies, too
Harry fights with Voldemort, almost killing him until Voldemort see's him kill an innocent. At which point Voldemort lets loose a bolt of pure psychic energy, obliterating Harry and terrifying the powerful Chaos Gods. Due to Voldemorts injuries he had to be intered into the Golden Throne, where he still sits today, guiding the light of the Astronomicon and guiding humanity into a new era.
Harry kills himself to destroy Voldemort, and is then sent with his aunt and uncle in Bel Air. On the cab's plate, "Fresh" is written
The last horcrux is a ring. Harry goes to destroy it, but at the last minute decides not to. He puts it on and becomes invisible, but is attacked by Dobby the House-Elf who wants it for himself, steals it from him, and falls into the great fire. Harry is never the same again, so he sails to the Deathly Hallows.

Message cité 2 fois
Message édité par gilou le 11-07-2007 à 14:54:45

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I mean, true, a cancer will probably destroy its host organism. But what about the cells whose mutations allow them to think outside the box by throwing away the limits imposed by overbearing genetic regulations? Isn't that a good thing?
n°1584987
Shinuza
This is unexecpected
Posté le 10-07-2007 à 21:41:51  profilanswer
 

the real moins moins a écrit :

il a attendu de se prendre un vieux rateau avant de vous le dire de peur de faire foirer son coup ? [:itm]
Je sais pour Taiche, ahaha
herko, j'attends.


Bah elle pas terrible, faut vraiment avoir envie quoi  :o

Message cité 4 fois
Message édité par Shinuza le 10-07-2007 à 21:42:24

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Mains power can kill, and it will hurt the entire time you’re dying from it.
mood
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