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asshole
 

 
We've got a winner  

 
 
ça c'est juste la porte, une fois que t'es rentré t'es dans son ass

 
 
ho m'insulte pas toi

 
ho, multiquote  

Une chance au grattage, une chance au tirage
 

putain ouais c'est vrai ... roromi-on
faut pas oublier cette fois-ci

 
Putain d'esclave, tu vas donner la pa-patte en plus ?

dégage le poux à merde
je t'ai rien demandé

 
"Le pou".
 
Et ferme donc un peu ta gueule, va plutôt faire la queue pour aller sucer celle des riches qui consentiront peut être à te donner des miettes du gateau.

Allez sucer vos races

allez les blés

je te demande rien viens pas me faire chier  
tu sers à rien, je coirs que c'est clair

http://www.autotitre.com/forum/Car [...] 1p1.htm#v8
 
 
J'adore le connard qui roule en M3 et qui se plaint de la taxe CO2
 
Monde de merde

Il a raison
 
Pays de merde

 
"Tu sers à rien", voilà bien la vision utilitariste d'un parasite planqué dans la fonction publique qui va aller rejoindre la longue file de zombis afin d'acheter un peu du rêve qui manque à sa vie.
 
Pauvre tâche.

 
 
Il a raison d'etre un gros connard ? C'est une façon de voir

 
Je rêve d'un monde ou tout les petits enfants pauvres pourraient rouler en M3
 
I HAD A DREAM§§§§

nan mais je t'emmerde hein
c'est aussi simple que ça  
et je m'en bats les couilles des tes conneries de jugement de merde

have

 
Surtout qu'une M3 c'est de fort mauvais goût. Honda roulz.

 
Ferme donc ta gueule plutôt que de t'enfoncer un peu plus dans l'incohérence en postant

Bin le gars, il va pas prendre l'option GPS parce que la taxe est de 4000 euros qd meme... et donc il va se paumer, et polluer encore plus .

 
I really think that you should shut the fuck up :
 

Non c'est had.

 
Avec un peu de chance il s'écrasera dans un ravin.

 
RISTOW, Okla. - Serving on the jury in an indecent-exposure trial unfolding in this conservative Oklahoma town has been a giggle-inducing experience.
 
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Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others.
 
Over the past few days, the jurors have watched a defense attorney and a prosecutor pantomime masturbation. A doctor has lectured on the lengths the defendant was willing to go to enhance his sexual performance.
 
The white-handled sexual device sits before the jury box for hours at a time. Occasionally an attorney picks it up and squeezes the handle, demonstrating the "sh-sh" sound of air rushing through the contraption's plastic tubing.
 
The jurors sometimes exchange awkward looks and break into nervous laughter when the testimony takes a lurid turn.
 
Thompson, 59, is charged with four counts of indecent exposure, each punishable by up to 10 years in prison. If convicted, he would also have to register as a sex offender, and his $7,489.91-a-month pension would be in jeopardy.
 
Thompson's former court reporter, Lisa Foster, wiped away tears as she described tracing an unfamiliar "sh-sh" in the courtroom to her boss. She testified that between 2001 and 2003 she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times.
 
"I was really shocked and I was kind of scared because it was so bizarre," said Foster.
 
She testified that during a trial in 2002, she heard the pump during the emotional testimony of a murdered toddler's grandfather.
 
The grandfather "was getting real teary-eyed, and the judge was up there pumping on that pump," she said. "It was sickening."
 
The allegations came to light after a police officer who was in Thompson's court heard pumping sounds and took photos of the device during a break in the proceedings.
 
Thompson took the stand in his own defense, saying the device was a gag gift from a longtime friend with whom he had joked about erectile dysfunction. He said he kept the pump under the bench or in his office but didn't use it.
 
"In 20-20 hindsight, I should have thrown it away," he said.
 
The R-rated testimony has produced occasional outbursts of laughter and surreal scenes. A man who once served as a juror in Thompson's court testified that he never saw the device, but figured out what it was based on movies he had seen.
 
The comment sent sidelong glances through the courtroom.
 
"It sounded like a penis pump to me," Daniel Greenwood testified. He said he had seen such devices in "Austin Powers" and "Dead Man on Campus."
 
Dr. S. Edward Dakil, a urologist called as an expert witness, repeatedly prompted laughter from the jury when discussion turned to the penis pump. Dakil defended use of the device after defense attorney Clark Brewster said it was an out-of-date treatment for erectile dysfunction.
 
"I still use those," Dakil testified.
 
Brewster paused.
 
"Not you, personally?" he asked.
 
"No," Dakil responded as jurors laughed. "I recommend those as a urologist."

 
Non mais freewind qui corrige les autres c'est comme Artus_900 qui parle humanisme quoi...

c'est triste

kokko, tu crois qu'on va lire ça?
ça fait 800 lignes et c en anglais
 
poste donc une bonne vieille blague de toto

 
c'est une blague, mais en anglais  

 
Une blague de toto, heu attend chuis au téléphone là...heu attend...alors heu..."reste en ligne"...voilà c'est fait.

c'est vieux c'truc.

j'la connaissais, mais avec un rabbin

 
le procès est en cour  

 
 
4000€ chez BM c'est le tarif de l'option porte-gobelet

c'est bien c'que j'dis, c'est vieux.

volontaire, le jeu de mots?

 
c'est inné.
un don du ciel.
Le talent, quoi.