Bitman GRAB DA PUSSIES |
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- Hello, And Welcome To The Mental Health Hotline
- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
- If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
- If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
- .----------------. If you are schizophrenic, listen
- / _H______H_ \@, carefully and a small voice will tell
- \____/ \____/ @, you which number to press.
- / \ `@
- | LI LI LI | ,@ If you are manic-depressive, it
- | LI LI LI | ,@' doesn't matter which number you press,
- | LI LI LI | ,@' no one will answer.
- | LI LI LI |@@'
- \ /' If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969.
- `--------'
- If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the dash key
- until a representative comes on the line.
- If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone
- number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's
- maiden name.
- /\
- If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and ||
- carefully press 000. ||
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- If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message ||
- after the beep or before the beep. Or after ||
- the beep. Please wait for the beep. _______||
- /` `\
- If you are paranoid, we know who you are and | .-"""-. |
- what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace | / .:::. \ |
- your call. | \ ':::' / |
- | '-----' |
- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call | .-"""""-. |
- will be transferred to the mother ship. | |_______| |
- | [_][_][_] |
- If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. | [_] [] [] |
- All of our operators are too busy to | [1][2][3] |
- talk to you. | [4][5][6] |
- | [7][8][9] |
- If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. | [.][0][#] |
- If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. | ... |
- If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. \ ':::' /
- If you have short-term memory loss, press 9... `"""""""""`
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